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Apparently Oklahoma is very concerned about our President not being a US Citizen.
"moving to Canada"
I really thought the US would top for this search. But the Finnish, really?
The South has found itself a new savior.
el Gran Poco
Definite lull in urine balloons before the holidays.
Anus thermoses seem to get more popular in the festive season, however.
anatomy of a meme
Good news everybody, everyone's favourite meme, lolcats, appears to have hit saturation point.
It's heart-warming to know, it'll never achieve the heights of Two Girls One Cup
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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