That's going to do it for this week's Goldmine. We'll see you next week, when I'll be posting another long and involved story about some guy who dated an insane girl who broke down his door in the middle of the night and chanted in a demonic language while holding him down and trying to sacrifice him to her Dark Lord. See you then!
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.