Hello again, folks! Mayor Wilkins here with another wonderful Comedy Goldmine entry.
Way back in 2002, there was a Goldmine feature with Japanified movie posters. Well, this week's entry is kind of like that, except that it's not confined simply to movie posters. Last week, forum goon JohnyTex started a thread encouraging everyone to take ANYTHING THEY WANTED and make it look like Japan got their magical little hands all over it.
These are the fruits of their labors.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.