Hello again, folks! Mayor Wilkins here with another wonderful Comedy Goldmine entry.
Way back in 2002, there was a Goldmine feature with Japanified movie posters. Well, this week's entry is kind of like that, except that it's not confined simply to movie posters. Last week, forum goon JohnyTex started a thread encouraging everyone to take ANYTHING THEY WANTED and make it look like Japan got their magical little hands all over it.
These are the fruits of their labors.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.