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Well, that's going to do it for this week's Comedy Goldmine. I'm sure most of you will walk away from this feeling just a little bit better about yourself and your experiences with people who acted a little clingy, now that you know just what kind of horrible lard-coated bullet you managed to dodge while it sank into poor futhman's scared, shivering body. I'll see you all next week when the forum goons will be using image-altering programs to remove the genitals from pictures of farm animals!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.