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Well, that's going to do it for this week's Comedy Goldmine. I'm sure most of you will walk away from this feeling just a little bit better about yourself and your experiences with people who acted a little clingy, now that you know just what kind of horrible lard-coated bullet you managed to dodge while it sank into poor futhman's scared, shivering body. I'll see you all next week when the forum goons will be using image-altering programs to remove the genitals from pictures of farm animals!

– Nick "Mayor Wilkins" Dunn

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