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Well, that's going to do it for this week's Comedy Goldmine. I'm sure most of you will walk away from this feeling just a little bit better about yourself and your experiences with people who acted a little clingy, now that you know just what kind of horrible lard-coated bullet you managed to dodge while it sank into poor futhman's scared, shivering body. I'll see you all next week when the forum goons will be using image-altering programs to remove the genitals from pictures of farm animals!
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.