Pete - hi how are ya
Lowtax - Alright!
Pete - what are you doing on the internet
Lowtax - Cruising the virtual information superhighway
Pete - find anything interesting
Lowtax - Yes, a strategy guide for my favorite game, "Food Fight"
Pete - food fight? i have never heard of that game...what do you do in it?
Lowtax - Oh, it is most wonderous of video games! To be taking pies, lettuce, and tomatoes, then you throw them at chefs who try to attack you!!!
Pete - is it one of those dodgy mame games...you no the ones that are the really old arcade games?
Lowtax - YES I play those all the time at the airport because i used to clean out the ashtrays at the airport and i would play FOOD FIGHT and JUMP n BUMP!
Pete - are you still working at the airport?
Lowtax - NOo, I hate the airport now! I will never go back again
Pete - why? what happened?
Lowtax - VICTOR WEBSTER screwed me over. he took my job when i was working hard, but Mike LaRon decided to hire Victor over me because Victor didn't get locked in the parking garage all night like me
Pete - do you like the band primus?
Lowtax - NO. Hey where are do you live?
Pete - Brisbane.Queensland,Australia...where do you live?
Lowtax - California. I was just wondering, because there is something being strange up in the sky tonight and it does not look like a jet-car plane. i don't know what it could be
Pete - a cloud?
Lowtax - no, it is having red lights going flashing on the sides and i hear a humming noise!!! it is odd, maybe a helicopter?
Pete - the military might be doing experements...i hear they do that alot in USA
Lowtax - yes, i am near a base of the military. let me open my door and sees, is ok?
Lowtax - this my friend is odd
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