Art for Art's sake. He's a good guy.

"Alucardshark" started this whole mess. Blame him.

"Alucardshark" at least recognizes the pure and wonderful genius of the Phantasm evil metal balls.

Whoops, sorry "Alucardshark," I guess I didn't see the anime where the guy's lower half turns ito the roots of a mutant potato combined with many testicles.

"Alucardshark" is good with a jousting stick, if you know what I mean. And I hope you do. Because I don't.

"Basicsafty" knew what Georgia O'Keefe really meant.

"BoBane" has seen this episode at least 27 times.

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