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I don't know how to break this tough news to you, but I'm afraid this article is finished. I'm raising a big glass of refreshing Pepsi as a show of appreciation to my trusty band of forum goons who helped out by contributing images this week. Next week I will return with another dose of Vitamin G. Only a fool would dare to miss reading the next Comedy Goldmine, or maybe someone really old who thinks that computers can steal their soul. Come back here next Tuesday or I'll hunt you down like a dog.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.