Of course, these misconceptions only got more amusing when they involved sex and reproduction.
Today, SailorBob gladly pays for his girl's bikini waxes.
TheRiffie has it the other way around.
Don't ask SchoolBus, and don't ask me.
There would be no need for male enhancement in KarmaCandy's world.
At least Questionable would apologize, girls.
Illogical personal misconceptions weren't limited to the corporeal, either.
Here's something EndOfTheWorld didn't pick up in school.
Yeah, Commander Tebok, and Cinderella's step-sisters just adored her.
It's not like wealthy African-Americans are doing much to disprove Hinder the Swan's hypothesis.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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