Of course, these misconceptions only got more amusing when they involved sex and reproduction.
Today, SailorBob gladly pays for his girl's bikini waxes.
TheRiffie has it the other way around.
Don't ask SchoolBus, and don't ask me.
There would be no need for male enhancement in KarmaCandy's world.
At least Questionable would apologize, girls.
Illogical personal misconceptions weren't limited to the corporeal, either.
Here's something EndOfTheWorld didn't pick up in school.
Yeah, Commander Tebok, and Cinderella's step-sisters just adored her.
It's not like wealthy African-Americans are doing much to disprove Hinder the Swan's hypothesis.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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