Of course, these misconceptions only got more amusing when they involved sex and reproduction.
Today, SailorBob gladly pays for his girl's bikini waxes.
TheRiffie has it the other way around.
Don't ask SchoolBus, and don't ask me.
There would be no need for male enhancement in KarmaCandy's world.
At least Questionable would apologize, girls.
Illogical personal misconceptions weren't limited to the corporeal, either.
Here's something EndOfTheWorld didn't pick up in school.
Yeah, Commander Tebok, and Cinderella's step-sisters just adored her.
It's not like wealthy African-Americans are doing much to disprove Hinder the Swan's hypothesis.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.