Very little talk of games goes on here, it's mostly just dudes posting whatever the hell they feel like. It's actually better that way.

Take her to rehab, Tyler.

What wouldn't happen?

The dog's name is Sparkles.

I kind of felt this way when I realized I had seen every episode of Star Trek The Next Generation.

"PG_Boy" confounds and delights at the same time.

Someone should start an RPG where the quest is to find a job.

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