Of course, what are unbearable classmates and underqualified professors without unfair grades?

Yes, MintiePhresh, it sure was!

College isn't for actually doing something the way you're taught, eshbach.

Opinions are like assholes, Dubber. Everyone has to deal with their crap in college.

Save it, man — yamdankee's got 99 problems too but the coursework ain't one.

At least they let you take it again, Joe the Gringo.

Of course, Canned Messiah gets the essays he rushes off last minute back within 48 hours.

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