Ok, with classes out of the way, it's time to navigate around campus. Usually not a walk in the park.
If only Penguin Radar didn't live two hours away from campus...
Granted, the real bus will infallibly pass Fanboy on his reluctant, foot-trodden way back to the dorm.
This laziness single-handedly explains the Freshman 15 at SolidKZ's college.
Just think of the last five minutes of that class as the end credits of a forgettable movie, TheNateLaw.
A good bike's only about $150, Petr — you might wanna look into that for next semester.
cyclonic probably won't want to make any snow angels when he gets back to his apartment.
I hope potato of destiny has a lot of friends who take good notes.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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