Ok, you've endured the rigors of classes for long enough — it's the weekend and it's time to get wasted! Right?
At least Moochfish's new roommates won't be the uptight sort!
No, jquillen1985, drinking is a rule in college. A RULE.
Haha, the kids in Popcorn's college are totally wacky and daring!
I guess you have to be pretty hardcore to do TWO jager bombs, Sookie.
Nice guys finish last, wretched_gavek! I hope you, your loneliness and your fast T1 connection don't hook up for a guilty threesome when you get back to you dorm...
MiloThePilgrim leaves us with a lasting image, though — Trendy McPopcollar doesn't get the girl in the end.
And that should wrap it up for this week, everyone. My appreciation goes to the forum Goons who made this Goldmine possible. I hope those of you who read this have learned at least one thing, and you don't get too hammered on St. Patrick's Day!
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