And I'm spent. Next week, we'll have all sorts of Hardy Boy fun! Can you wait? CAN YOU? I can't. Well, that's not 100% true, otherwise I would post it tomorrow and Lowtax would send me an IM saying "What are you doing you freak?" And I would have to tell him, "Hey ace, I couldn't wait for next week so just back off B." Yeah.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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