And I'm spent. Next week, we'll have all sorts of Hardy Boy fun! Can you wait? CAN YOU? I can't. Well, that's not 100% true, otherwise I would post it tomorrow and Lowtax would send me an IM saying "What are you doing you freak?" And I would have to tell him, "Hey ace, I couldn't wait for next week so just back off B." Yeah.
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