Clearly the SA Goons have resolved to get into better shape, or at least to make more jokes about in-shape people doing things! Recent Goldmine topics include football/wrestling, going to the gym, and professional hockey. Now we have NASCAR driving, arguably an athletic endeavor, as depicted in an "Activity Book," which clearly requires exertion, as evidenced by the name. Gutcruncher worked up a sweat scanning and posting all the pages, and the GBS 1.4 crew made sport of them!
Oh hey theres a coloring book on my shelf! Holy shit!
Hanks Lust Cafe
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.