Clearly the SA Goons have resolved to get into better shape, or at least to make more jokes about in-shape people doing things! Recent Goldmine topics include football/wrestling, going to the gym, and professional hockey. Now we have NASCAR driving, arguably an athletic endeavor, as depicted in an "Activity Book," which clearly requires exertion, as evidenced by the name. Gutcruncher worked up a sweat scanning and posting all the pages, and the GBS 1.4 crew made sport of them!


Oh hey theres a coloring book on my shelf! Holy shit!

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