This contribution from Alphamole and Aygtets is a great combination, like "incredible downloadable content" and ridiculously overpriced cosmetic additions.


This contribution from Lightkirtar and Demon Allie is a great combination, like comic books and immaturity.


This contribution from Wormophile and Gibberish is a great combination, like my dad and some guy he knows who he keeps hanging around with but doesn't want me or mom to be around when he's over?


This contribution from concerned mom and Wideshanks is a great combination, like romantic comedies and the inevitability that the two leads will realize they love each other and unfortunately won't be attacked by a bunch of wild dogs in the park.


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