Hahahaha, oh that's just swell, I bet their kids will have one fucking huge lawsuit on their hands. I'm assuming the Yeti Queen and Shower Scrub there will buy a book at the mall and figure out how to reproduce after a few weeks of studying.
Oscar Benelvitz likes to eat Mexican food and then shit out a couple ribs later that night. What's with all the goddamn shit jokes today? I don't know and I don't give a flying fuck if you hate shit so why don't you get off the goddamn Inter-webnet or else I'll break a lamp over your face and then steal your car and drive it into your livingroom while you're in a coma and then I'll take all the paint in your garage and sell it to those crazy Japs down the street.
"DUHHHR, I LIKE THINGS, DUHRRR"
It's offseason for Santa, not like he ever delivers anything more expensive than a wad of Big League Chew for the cheapskate welfare retards in this shitburg city.
Drink Mountain Dew! End up like this burnt radish!
DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW!!!
After washing your Big Bird costume, please don't clean the lint trap with your head. Also, nice Metallica shirt you puking white trash wad of Southern discomfort.