If you walk into Olewithmilk's home don't be surprised if it looks familiar. He modelled the place to appear exactly like Jerry's apartment in Seinfeld.

Orlen somehow unlocked a secret mode allowing him to play as Wario in the original Donkey Kong game.

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Portable Staplefrog is the only person to have met both the band Queen and Queen Elizabeth II, and lived to tell the tale.

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