But the final word goes to NoSleepTillBedtime, who composed this visual masterpiece.
That's all for the Comedy Goldmine this week. Thanks again to MrBaysick for finding the sticker of our new favorite computer, and to the forum goons for providing the entertainment yet again. Next week's Comedy Goldmine will feature the answer to every mystery from TV's Lost, including some we don't even know about yet. Be sure to join me for that next Tuesday!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.