But the final word goes to NoSleepTillBedtime, who composed this visual masterpiece.

That's all for the Comedy Goldmine this week. Thanks again to MrBaysick for finding the sticker of our new favorite computer, and to the forum goons for providing the entertainment yet again. Next week's Comedy Goldmine will feature the answer to every mystery from TV's Lost, including some we don't even know about yet. Be sure to join me for that next Tuesday!

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