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We've now reached critical levels of Gooniness, so I'll have to call an end to proceedings right here. If you were depicted in any of the images in this article, you should probably burn your face off with a blowtorch or something. It won't stop people feeling disgusted and uncomfortable to be around you, but at least this way they'll feel guilty about being awkward when standing next to you. Thanks to all of the incredibly talented artists from the forums who helped out with this special project, you've made all of my Christmas dreams come true. Next Tuesday I'll be back with another action-packed Comedy Goldmine, and I will cry blood from my eyes and curse your name if you dare miss it. See you soon!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.