Petroleum Jello is afraid of the one thing all mothers fear most- her son turning into Andrew Dice Clay.
Skittles n Bugs dreads putting more than just your sorrys in a sack.
A promising career as a tight-rope walker will one day come to an end when Snugglefish decides to reproduce.
Finally, here are a couple of contributions from Uncle Jenkins which show consideration for any individuals with a printer low on colored ink.
Wow, thinking of all these terrible fates sure makes me feel glad my Wikipedia profile page has a prominently-displayed ASEXUAL graphic. Thanks to all the forum goons for contributing this week. I hope that the storks carrying your future sons or daughters are shot down by troubled teenagers before they reach your doors. Next week's Comedy Goldmine will probably be some hilarious parody of the American presidential election because there is no escaping the political juggernaut which threatens to tear through the entire internet and leave a trail of jokes about old men, stupid women and black Muslims that won't be happy until every bible is on fire. Join me next Tuesday!
Only three episodes left until the big finale of this show! The finale you have all been waiting for to season 4. Or was it season 5?
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.