Archer666 is the circle of life.
Feet Slash Birds still couldn't beat Goku.
Lego Stormtrooper is the product of a horrible accident.
Owl Of Cream Cheese needs to get out of Maine.
Plethora won't be fooled again.
Ryaomon's loyalty is torn.
The Zombie Guy forgot to tell a joke.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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