Blue Footed Booby just needs to blow on the cartridge a few more times, don't worry, it'll work.
Dusseldorf's book about nmap got hit by a comet.
Euphoriaphone has suffered from this in the past.
ultrafilter knew Rick Santorum was right.
Snu Snu is the world's worst jeweller.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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