Blue Footed Booby just needs to blow on the cartridge a few more times, don't worry, it'll work.

Dusseldorf's book about nmap got hit by a comet.

Euphoriaphone has suffered from this in the past.

ultrafilter knew Rick Santorum was right.

Snu Snu
is the world's worst jeweller.

– Chris "Petey" Peterson

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