Blue Footed Booby just needs to blow on the cartridge a few more times, don't worry, it'll work.
Dusseldorf's book about nmap got hit by a comet.
Euphoriaphone has suffered from this in the past.
ultrafilter knew Rick Santorum was right.
Snu Snu is the world's worst jeweller.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.