Blue Footed Booby just needs to blow on the cartridge a few more times, don't worry, it'll work.
Dusseldorf's book about nmap got hit by a comet.
Euphoriaphone has suffered from this in the past.
ultrafilter knew Rick Santorum was right.
Snu Snu is the world's worst jeweller.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.