Air Force Bake Sale knows baldness is next to godliness and also adjacent to punchability.
DrunkenDuck would like fries with that.
Flavahbeast is the scourge of South Padre Island.
Juice Box Hero has eyes I dare not meet in dreams.
Juice Box Hero named her son after the math he'll never do.
The Bacon God bows to Manga Messiah.
The Cleaner has a dirty story.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.