Frosty Mojo cowrote this book with Anna Nicole Smith.
Gutter Monkey colored the clitoris with invisible ink.
Lazlo Nibble believes in unicorns.
popop is livin la vida loca.
RazorBunny knew those knots would come in handy someday.
Scarboy is a living master.
XVIII knows the pocket edition just wouldn't suffice.
peenworm is between a roc and a hard place.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.