Imagine a crazy future society in which, for a fee, you could temporarily or permanently resize one of your body parts! Hmm, well I performed a Google search for "resize body part" + "plastic surgery" to determine if the crazy future is now, and apparently it is, judging by the single result I found, from myenglishteacher.eu. But what if you could resize other people's body parts, for free? In real life, you'd end up with some outrageously proportioned female celebrities, and also lots of polarizing public figures with gross deformities. However, on the SA Forums, you just get some funny images!

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