Imagine a crazy future society in which, for a fee, you could temporarily or permanently resize one of your body parts! Hmm, well I performed a Google search for "resize body part" + "plastic surgery" to determine if the crazy future is now, and apparently it is, judging by the single result I found, from myenglishteacher.eu. But what if you could resize other people's body parts, for free? In real life, you'd end up with some outrageously proportioned female celebrities, and also lots of polarizing public figures with gross deformities. However, on the SA Forums, you just get some funny images!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.