Imagine a crazy future society in which, for a fee, you could temporarily or permanently resize one of your body parts! Hmm, well I performed a Google search for "resize body part" + "plastic surgery" to determine if the crazy future is now, and apparently it is, judging by the single result I found, from myenglishteacher.eu. But what if you could resize other people's body parts, for free? In real life, you'd end up with some outrageously proportioned female celebrities, and also lots of polarizing public figures with gross deformities. However, on the SA Forums, you just get some funny images!
Over the last few weeks an outnumbered but brave group of men calmly used facts and logic to conclusively prove that women are ruining video games with their lustful object bodies. But there are other threats to everything gamers hold dear.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.