CannedMacabre makes you dreams come true right now, because at last you get to witness a robot riding a dinosaur from the comfort of your own home.
The final contribution from CannedMacabre is the first idea which jumped into everyone's minds when the concept behind this article was announced; a robotic Richard Pryor.
A bunch of others contributed with drawings of their own, including btmnky.
Captain Swing will stab you in the back at the drop of a hat, just like most foreign disabled black Jewish women.
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My Eyes Are The Windows 10 To My Soul
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
Sexts From The Void!
The non-Euclidean geometry of our coupling is corroding my sanity.
Better(?) Magazine Ads For Classic Games
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