CannedMacabre makes you dreams come true right now, because at last you get to witness a robot riding a dinosaur from the comfort of your own home.
The final contribution from CannedMacabre is the first idea which jumped into everyone's minds when the concept behind this article was announced; a robotic Richard Pryor.
A bunch of others contributed with drawings of their own, including btmnky.
Captain Swing will stab you in the back at the drop of a hat, just like most foreign disabled black Jewish women.
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