If you're smart and highbrow, you will tell people that you laughed louder at MustelaFuro's Escherbot than you did at the youtube video of the fat guy shaking his belly in his underwear. But we all know that probably wasn't the case.
SignalZSX's bassbot has nothing to do with fishing, unfortunately.
Stabbish takes us back to the origins of Something Awful with this pusherbot which is responsible for guarding the terrible powers of space.
If it wasn't clear that this article was one huge Futurama rip-off, Tasty_Crayon removes any doubt that could have remained.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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