Signs are the government's way of keeping us from dying before we can pay our taxes. There are signs everywhere we go, ranging from "WRONG WAY" to "DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT." As a result, it's no surprise that the SA Forum Goons stumbled upon a wonderful site which allowed them to create their very own signs of safety. The results can best be described as "a cavalcade of helpfulness," and can worst be described as "a hen's mother." Let's see what signs of safety the SA Goons were kind enough to provide!

Clown Lotion

Clown Lotion

Clown Lotion

Clown Lotion (Jesus, stop making signs already, go outside and get a breath of fresh air, you weirdo)

Clown Lotion (Seriously, stop, you're scaring me and everybody else)

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