What's a better way to celebrate the coming of 2003 than by bringing up a classic thread from 2002? Well I can think of a number of things actually, many involving food, but hell this is a free site so you get what you pay for, bub! The Something Awful Goons, inspired by a post from Gremlin which referenced a previous post by somebody other than Gremlin, decided to get back on the age-old bandwagon of "intellectualizing rap." In case you've never been exposed to the fine art of intellectualizing rap (or you're one of the many people who weren't around when we made it up), this is a procedure which takes classic, timeless rap lyrics and then translates them into something even the most white of white people can understand. It's a great service for the chronically unhip people like me who want to read about the people hip into chronic! So let's get intellectualizin'!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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