TremorX (as opposed to ex-Tremor or Tremor10)
Trilobyte (that little white guy is kind of screwed at this point)
WarMonger (referencing an earlier ICQ prank)
xd (short for "XD," referencing a past news item)
xd (last time, I swear)
That's all for today's star-spangled Goldmine! If you're angry that we didn't have enough pretty pictures for you to gawk at, head over to the damn forums and make some yourself, you mangy polecat!
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.