TremorX (as opposed to ex-Tremor or Tremor10)
Trilobyte (that little white guy is kind of screwed at this point)
WarMonger (referencing an earlier ICQ prank)
xd (short for "XD," referencing a past news item)
xd (last time, I swear)
That's all for today's star-spangled Goldmine! If you're angry that we didn't have enough pretty pictures for you to gawk at, head over to the damn forums and make some yourself, you mangy polecat!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.