TremorX (as opposed to ex-Tremor or Tremor10)

Trilobyte (that little white guy is kind of screwed at this point)

WarMonger (referencing an earlier ICQ prank)

xd (short for "XD," referencing a past news item)

xd (again)

xd (last time, I swear)

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