If this meeting is interrupted one more time, I quit!

By scale, that chick in this image by "skidooer" is probably a couple of hundred feet tall!

"smarticus" shows the relaxing benefits of an office aquarium!

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"sydbarret" just makes me feel confused.

"thetzar" shows off the power of this battlestation. Meeting ajourned!

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