Dr.Perkins had just had his prized door installed in his office, which was located on the second floor of the Herpetarium at the top of the red-carpeted stairs. The door was so big; they had to enlarge the doorway to fit it in. But they made it fit and Marlin was proud.
The King Cobra was still missing and everyone was looking for it. The keepers figured that since it was cold-blooded, it would need to stay warm. The warmest place in the building was the basement, so that's where they concentrated their efforts.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.