Dr.Perkins had just had his prized door installed in his office, which was located on the second floor of the Herpetarium at the top of the red-carpeted stairs. The door was so big; they had to enlarge the doorway to fit it in. But they made it fit and Marlin was proud.
The King Cobra was still missing and everyone was looking for it. The keepers figured that since it was cold-blooded, it would need to stay warm. The warmest place in the building was the basement, so that's where they concentrated their efforts.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.