About this time, there was a major disaster in the Herpetarium. Some bonehead left the back hatch to the King Cobra open, and it escaped. This was NOT good.
The keepers came in the next morning and noticed this right away. They sent out an alert and immediately shut down the Snake House.
Meanwhile, at another area of the Zoo, there stood old Luther. Luther was and old security guard who was horribly afraid of snakes. Nothing else scared him but snakes. But this particular day, they were short-handed plus Luther was ranking officer, so the new head of security radioed him to report to the Snake House. Luther obeyed.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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