buff goat manAh yeah, that's the stuff
That wonderful feeling when you bite the inside of your mouth
That wonderful feeling when you bite your tongue
That wonderful feeling when you get a papercut underneath your fingernail
That wonderful feeling when you get a papercut in the webbing of your fingers
That wonderful feeling when you chew ice
That wonderful feeling when you chew aluminum foil
That wonderful feeling when you wang your funnybone as hard as you possibly could
These are the little things that make me go "Ah yeah, that's the stuff!"
When you stub your toe on the coffee table.
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popping some ritalin and then doing a difficult sudoku
when you get bit by a rabid dog and you can feel the rabies strength surge through your veins like a hot evil spirit
Sneezing on the salad bar after leaning all the way down under the sneeze guard.
eating ice is amazing and i eat ice on dates and i look at my date and go "ah yeah...the stuff right here, that i'm eating, is ice, and is the stuff"
me (pointing at ice in my cocktail glass): This is the stuff.Ah yeah, that's the stuff
My date (admiring me): Will you eat the stuff?
me: I will.
Me noticing I have exact change at the dunkins drive-thru, getting out of my car and doing the crono victory pose: "That's the stuff"
This, but instead of a pose, you accidentally drop a quarter as you hand it to the lady in the window.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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