Extreme sports did not just appear in the '90s, when people started doing the Dew and Corn went wrong! No! They've been with us the whole time, from splashing mud on our forefathers to performing sweet 720s on ramps built by Noah to that time when Daffy Duck fought a Nazi goat, which is a bit off-topic but still pretty damn extreme! The SA Forum Goons dug up evidence of trailblazing daredevils, and they've decided to share it with you, bro!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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