*grabs you by the collar* NOT! MUCH! GOING! ON!!!!!! AAAAHARRRRR!! KINDA BORED!!!!! *shakes you* SORRY ABOUT THE BAD QUALITY/LACK OF CONTENT!!!!!!! SORRY IM SHIT!!!!
teacher: why dident you do your homework student
student: *raises finger and takes long drawn out breath*
lmao i coudlnt will myself to watch that for more than three seconds
here comes cask
i skipped to halfway through and there was a pad stuck to her face and she was listening to dubstep
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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