Brendle

*grabs you by the collar* NOT! MUCH! GOING! ON!!!!!! AAAAHARRRRR!! KINDA BORED!!!!! *shakes you* SORRY ABOUT THE BAD QUALITY/LACK OF CONTENT!!!!!!! SORRY IM SHIT!!!!

Teen Angst

teacher: why dident you do your homework student
student: *raises finger and takes long drawn out breath*

Teen Angst

lmao i coudlnt will myself to watch that for more than three seconds

here comes cask

i skipped to halfway through and there was a pad stuck to her face and she was listening to dubstep

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