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This stand-out baby gift is the whole enchilada. So cute you could just eat them up! Soft to the touch and gentle against the skin, the Tortilla Baby swaddle blanket and matching knot hat are an ideal set for swaddling your baby to look just like a delicious burrito.

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By USADAD from Lexington, KY

No way, Jose. You're not squeezing my baby into some foreign food. Where's the American version? Where's the swaddle blanket that makes my child look like a plump, juicy all-natural Polish sausage? Don't give me none of this Mexican sushi BS.

Age: 31-35

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By Clunkers4Christ from North Platte, NE

Not edible.

Age: 36-40

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By CabinChris from Anchorage, AK

I gotta warn you parents out there. Putting your baby inside this blanket makes it easy pickings for and irresistible to eagles.

Age: 41-45

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By YUUUMMMM from Jacksonville, FL

Oh, no. I've been a bad baby burrito. Spank me, SkyMall. You have my address.

And the photos I mailed you.....................

Age: 51-55

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By Peacock from Home, PA

It makes my child look like an adorable maggot as he writhes and wiggles across the floor toward sustenance. He's getting a bit too big for it. Do they make one that better fits a 6-year-old?

Age: 46-50

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By HumphreysFamily from Oswego, NY

WRONG! This product is supposed to be a blanket that looks like a tortilla so you can dress your baby as a burrito. This is how the meixcans have been getting their babies into America; by disguising them as convenience food. I AM ON TO YOU.

We bought this because it looked like the Shroud of Turin and that is what I thought it was supposed to be (HELLO, IF IT LOOKS LIKE IT, THAT'S WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE). This looks nothing like the imprint our Savior made on that famous shroud on that fateful day.

BECAUSE IT IS NOT THE SAME THING, EVEN THOUGH THE PRODUCT PICTURE CLEARLY MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THAT.

Age: 31-35

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By ITGuru from Council Bluffs, IA

Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.

Age: 26-30

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By DadAndGrad from Springfield, MO

Tread carefully with this one. I put the baby in the wrong way and the results were disastrous. Let's just say I'm in the dog house. Literally.

The police are here searching the house for me. This is probably my last review.

Age: 26-30

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By Yauncy from Hitherto, WI

Perfect! Great punishment. My child now behaves, for fear of being placed within the burrito. He is now a darling model of a disciplined child. I owe it all to SkyMall's tortilla straight jacket. Kudos to the Wise and Noble Latino for devising such a punishment.

Age: 31-36

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By Babys Man from Fayetteville, NC

adult version, NAOW. until you learn to take the needs of the adult baby community seriously, your not getting one cent from me.

Age: 1-5

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