If there's one thing the SA Goons like to discuss in a serious manner, other than gun-control laws and video games, it's America's obesity epidemic. In May alone, we've had threads such as "Fat is Beautiful," "I'm thinking of things a fat could do better than a normal person beside eat," "Louie had a controversial episode about fat chicks," and "Video of a Fat Woman Covered in Burrito Fillings and Wrapped in a Tortilla." There would probably be even more threads about overweight people if there were more overweight icons to provide inspiration, so Tip decided to retroactively fatten historical figures. It's a pretty slender theme in terms of submissions, but I guess that all evens out!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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