If there's one thing the SA Goons like to discuss in a serious manner, other than gun-control laws and video games, it's America's obesity epidemic. In May alone, we've had threads such as "Fat is Beautiful," "I'm thinking of things a fat could do better than a normal person beside eat," "Louie had a controversial episode about fat chicks," and "Video of a Fat Woman Covered in Burrito Fillings and Wrapped in a Tortilla." There would probably be even more threads about overweight people if there were more overweight icons to provide inspiration, so Tip decided to retroactively fatten historical figures. It's a pretty slender theme in terms of submissions, but I guess that all evens out!
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!