It's been a while since we've had a CYOA in the Comedy Goldmine. Luckily, Borden has come to the rescue, with a story about one man doing whatever it takes to achieve his heart's desire. A story that gets NSFW from page 5 on, by the by, so be warned!

Borden

Hogge Wild

> make cape out of the blanket

symbolic

>eat pillow

Give Pat a Job

Vote for Trump

Borden

Dinosaurmageddon

> Dress for Success

Borden

bobthedinosaur

> ride the X-jet and shoot roman candles at bicyclists

Applewhite

Eat candy to get your energy up.

guidoanselmi

have a sensible breakfast because voting needs a lot of energy. check your fridge!

Borden

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