I thought people would have lost interest in zombies back in 2008, during George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead, when a single blood-tear trickled down a girl zombie's re-deadened face, reminding us who the real monster is (it is humanity). What more could be said on the subject? But a lot of zombie shit has happened since, like another Romero movie and Resident Evil: Afterlife and Zombies of Mass Destruction and this totally worthwhile book by a real dude who writes for this site, and more is planned, like Zombieland 2 (2013) and the new Zombi album (pretty rad, out in May). Yet judging by my exhaustive research of pushing Ctrl+F a few times while browsing a couple directories, zombies have never been featured in Photoshop Phriday or Comedy Goldmine ... until now!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.