Pretty Aunt Nancy's Sunday Morning
I only allow myself to use Youtube videos for ALODs on special occasions. Today is such an occasion.
THINGS THAT CAPPY COULD BE:
- A Bottle of Motor Oil with a Handkerchief on it
- An Abusive Emergency Radio Flashlight Device
- An Effigy of Her Abusive Husband/Boyfriend/Dealer
- An Oversized Novelty Lighter
- The Ashes of Her Dead Child/Pet/Oversized Novelty Lighter
- Coping Device Created by Her Imagination After Years of Abuse
- America
- The Cameraman
- The Only Reason She Wakes Up In The Morning
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David Vs. David: Battle of the Bores
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Retro Art Remixed (Part 1 of 2)
Photoshop Phriday
The art and advertising of the 1950s: now awesomer than ever.
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Are you excited about Chinese Democracy and my three upcoming albums with Viggo Mortensen?
Features / Articles
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AwfulVision: The Smallest Margarine!
AwfulVision
A boy and his katana, inflatable whale love and the wonders of Ohio Public Access TV.

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