Pretty Aunt Nancy's Sunday Morning
I only allow myself to use Youtube videos for ALODs on special occasions. Today is such an occasion.
THINGS THAT CAPPY COULD BE:
- A Bottle of Motor Oil with a Handkerchief on it
- An Abusive Emergency Radio Flashlight Device
- An Effigy of Her Abusive Husband/Boyfriend/Dealer
- An Oversized Novelty Lighter
- The Ashes of Her Dead Child/Pet/Oversized Novelty Lighter
- Coping Device Created by Her Imagination After Years of Abuse
- America
- The Cameraman
- The Only Reason She Wakes Up In The Morning
This Week on Something Awful...
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The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
Garbage Day
...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong.
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Improper Ganda!
Photoshop Phriday
Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.
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LEVI SAYS RELAX
Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.
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Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
AwfulVision
This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

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