Awful Link of the Day

Uncle Dirty

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 Update by Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

"At 86 years old he is still completely obsessed with body building. Although he stopped working out a few years ago, he still spends much of his time admiring the body that a lifetime of weight training has given him by taking digital photos and videos of himself in his various homemade thongs."

Today's ALOD isn't Work-Safe at all, but it's a fascinating read about the craziest coot of them all. Uncle Dirty manages to out dirty, out old and out bastard Old Dirty Bastard - it might be totally disgusting but you might not be able to look away. The author is right, we probably can learn a lot about an 87 year old bodybuilder who has a serious obsession with the male figure, handcrafting thongs & hating fat people. For example, I didn't even realize you could make your own thong. Thank you, Uncle Dirty. Thank you for sharing your life with us.

- Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

« Previous Index Next »

This Week on Something Awful...

Ocarinas and You!
Webcam Ward

DO DO DO DO DO DO I AM PLAYING THE SONG OF STORMS.
Movies That Show Their Age!
Photoshop Phriday

The SA forum goons subject films to the relentless, unstoppable, cruel savagery of time.
Stuff You Will Hate II: Unholy Creations
Garbage Day

I send Sgt. D the kind of shit that makes him mad, and he sends back -- whatever, I hate everything.

Warhamer 40,000: Rogue Trader (part two)
WTF, D&D!?

Steve and Zack subject themselves to the second half of Warhammer 40,000's Rogue Trader.
I Ate A Luna Bar And My Dick Fell Off!
AwfulVision

Pillow fartin', totally reasonable Republicans and CLOWNCORE MOTHERFUCKER *honk honk*
Terrifying Jack-o'-Lanterns!
Comedy Goldmine

The SA Forum Goons share their scary Jack-o'-Lanterns!