Dormé overheard Anakin speaking of his lust for power in Padmé's presence on more than one occasion, but where her mistress ignored or blatantly disregarded it, Dormé's ears perked at it. Padmé looked past the young Padawan for a moment, glimpsing Dormé, who was watching with obvious concern and not even trying to hide her interest anymore. Dormé has secretly, unbeknowst even to herself, wanted Anakin.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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