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Monday, November 3, 2003 Update by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

LiL_AngeL_cUtiE, submitted by Xanga. Xanga is a laugh and a half. If it's even imaginable it's like a low rent and more pathetic version of Live Journal. LiL_AngeL_cUtiE is a noxious example of your average teenage girl using Xanga.

Sunday, November 02, 2003

*siGh* sOo tiRed... wRitiNg fEr miEe fAiThfuL xAnga rEaDerz..^^ anyways

>>sAtuRdAy 11.1.03<<

yEsterday i wOke uP at fRickkEnn 5:40AMMMM aHhhh i dnt even wake up that early fer skOoL!! >.< buh its okiez cuz in the end got to nap aLotz ^^ sOo wOke up at like 5:40 thEn wEnt to miEe bEbez hOUse.. and then we were oN our wAy to his grAndpaReNt's hOuse... sOo like when we were there... everybodie waz setting uP... and i got to help i got to peel the egg roll skin apart ^^ and then everything started.. dEng i had soMe gOOood egg rOLlz anD sHriMp anD evErythiNg yUM yuM *dRooL* LoL bEbe your aUnt mAkes thE bEsTEresT ^^ sOo juss chilled.. walked around and talked to his relatives... and held the babies ^^ and then came bakk.. it waz pritty fuN.. wasnt as nErve rAcking aS i thOught it wouLd bEe.. yOu wEre rite bEbe ^^

STOP FUCKING TYPING LIKE THAT YOU WORTHLESS CUNT. I hate you and everything you represent you gutter princess of alt-capsing, self-loving, egotistical shit. Some would say no one cares about what fruit you are according to some inane web test or your mundane dullard's life that you write about in a nearly incoherent mockery of the English language. I care AnGeL_FUCK_YOU, I care deeply. Because I hate you. Start typing like a human being. Use real fucking words. Get rid of the goddamn stars all over your site, they're not cute, they're nauseating. Most importantly write about things that are interesting. I don't care how many scabs you picked off of your blown H vein, just tell me about how you attempted suicide and ended up getting your stomach pumped, and then PROMISE you will succeed next time.

- Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons