Big Truck Balls
Big Truck Balls, submitted by Vengeance Otter. I don't know about you, but when I drive around town in my oversized pickup truck with a sticker of Calvin urinating on a Chevy symbol in the rear window, I feel like something's missing. Sure, I play my horrible county-pop loud enough to collapse the foundations of my trailer home, but there just has to be some way I can be more tasteless and annoying. Enter: Truck Balls, the gigantic pair of bull testicles that hang from the back of your truck!
No two sets of Bulls Balls or Big Balls are alike, some have more wrinkles, than others.
They're like snowflakes, really. Apparently this company has a loyal following of intelligent and discerning customers, as the testimonials demonstrate:
YO! YOU GUY'S ARE MARVELOUS, MY BROTHER INLAW IS SHOWING THEM TO HIS CO-WORKER'S, SO EXPECT A BIG ORDER TO COME IN. ALL THEY DRIVE IS TRUCK'S, PLUS I'M ORDERING SOME FOR MY CAR CLUB, WE CHANGED THE NAME FROM, EASTWICK IMPORT'S, TO ALL BALL'S IMPORT'S.
YO GOOD LUCK WITH THE BUINESS, GUY'S...