Metrovoyeur
Metrovoyeur (thanks SlimGoodbody) - Latin ladies of the world beware: Metrovoyeur is on the lookout for your lovely lady lumps and he intends to photograph them surreptitiously. He prowls the streets in search of young women to put on his website. It's sort of like a one-man stalker version of Fashion SWAT where he analyzes the photos he takes, only replace the jokes with a bunch of lecherous sexual comments about shoes and butts.
Generous body booty dyed hair latina lady sitting beside the shopping center entrance. She is the employee working at a female boutique store. You can see her using a black elastic polyester black pants that fits tightly to her butt and thighs. Her upper body portion is covered by a white close fit shirt that betrays her by showing how overweight and fat she is.
Even though the site is creepy as hell, it's actually pretty interesting. The guy's weirdo comments are funny and he is a decent photographer. The content of the guy's site, complete with comments, seems to be mirrored on some sort of photo-sharing service.
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