National Day of Slayer
As Lowtax wrote during the only previous instance of an SA-approved site being recognized in this space, "It's not awful, but boy howdy, it sure is a link. OF THE DAY!" The third annual celebration of the National Day of Slayer occurs on Saturday 6/6/09, and I'm using this space to advocate high-volume public-place Slayer listening all weekend long.
In order to properly demonstrate their allegiance to Slayer, disciples must convert the group's name into an intense full-body scream, as demonstrated by the gentleman in this video. Such shouts can be released when an enthusiast encounters someone else in a Slayer shirt, or at a live music performance (need not be a Slayer show), or without any fucking provocation. Slayer fandom should be as loud and confrontational as the band itself. Show no mercy!
This Week on Something Awful...
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The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
Garbage Day
...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong.
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Improper Ganda!
Photoshop Phriday
Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.
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LEVI SAYS RELAX
Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.
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Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
AwfulVision
This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.
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