Pumpkin Sex Toys
Pumpkin Sex Toys (thanks Kyren) - Here is a website made for people who have always wanted to get fucked by a pumpkin, but did not know the technology was available to do so. All you need is a pumpkin, a knife, and a complete lack of dignity.
But you may want to wait until Halloween, when pumpkins are cheap and plentiful, because at the moment it's just not economical to get fucked by a pumpkin. How do you feel about oranges?
And don't worry, fellas: we haven't forgotten about you ;)
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