Released Reactions: Giga Promo (Thanks, William X!)
With so many sites offering complementary female sprites with male genitalia, why would anyone pay good money for Released Reaction's new "Hardcore Giga Sized Futanari Honeys" bundle? Satisfied customer "Person 5" provides the answer: "It certainly delivers lots of gargantuan cocks!" Yes, Released Reaction sets itself apart from the hermaphrodite-hentai masses by endowing its dainty lasses with peni the size of that creature from The Host.
Not sold yet? The illustrations also come with stories: "...Banny's cock grew so huge it's massive form dwarfed her body to the point that she was essentially a gigantic phallus with legs. Her immense piece of cockflesh...."
Back in 2005, Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons recommended "do not go to this site." An updated corollary, to address the new product line: If you visit Released Reactions for some godforsaken reason, do not fucking buy anything.
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