MS Paint Embarrassing Moments! (Part 2)

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.

• Subj: BEST LONGEST RUNNING DAD ARTICLE ON SA
• The man who sexually assaulted me is accusing me of sexually assaulting him
• Fire Emblem+Open-Source+Random Number God: Let's Play Battle for Wesnoth!
• Man Erects Woodie in Revenge Plot Against Fist Crack
• I've had chlamydia for at least 2 years
• Michael Hastings, having survived Afghanistan and Iraq was killed by fucking LA traffic
• Eggs get your eggs here
• The even newer electronic cigarette thread - now with more light sabers